australiansanta:

do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences

(via human)


mynameistrolly:

diggly:

IS THAT DOG TEACHING A HUMAN PUPPY TO CRAWL

human puppy

(via jossmayfair)


readmore-worryless:

"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".

(via jossmayfair)


exactable:

I wish I could illegally download clothes

(via retiredjesus)


unflaws:

I slept almost all day but almost is never enough

(via distraction)


misfit-pirate-ship:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

me in the grocery store when my mom escapes

escapes

misfit-pirate-ship:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

me in the grocery store when my mom escapes

escapes

(via human)


unsoaring:

same

image

(via retiredjesus)


intensional:

when someone asks to see your phone

image

(via cconandoyled)


me in summer: which entire season should i watch tonight

colesprouseofficial:

sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

(via africandad)


dredsina:

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

(via cconandoyled)


before tumblr i was spending the same amount of time on the computer but i seriously cannot recall what i was doing 

(via names-are-stressful)


(via heliolisk)


anrgy:

inspirational

anrgy:

inspirational

(via corpraldouchebag)


balfies:

todorokililian:

a movie in which all the main characters are unknown actors but all the background characters are really famous actors

image

(via moriartygonewild)